And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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