My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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