Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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