Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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