omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
