mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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