I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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