Soap is not a condiment
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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