Non-Jews are for practice
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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