Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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