He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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