We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
someone threw a dead crab at me
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Maybe he injected his testicle?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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