We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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