It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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