"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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