Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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