Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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