Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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