Bisexual people are plain selfish.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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