she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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