i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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