belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
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I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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