It's just like the Real World with babies
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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