I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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