My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
