I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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