Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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