In the future we'll all be gay
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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