i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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