btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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