There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
soo... how was my night?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
