So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
