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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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