i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
false alarm. still invincible.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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