So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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