Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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