I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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