I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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