soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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