yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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