Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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