How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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