even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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