Need sex. Gaining weight.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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