pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Can I color on your dick again?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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