can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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