I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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