so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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