scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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