i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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