i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
