He asked me if I "almost moaned"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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