You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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