I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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